Whiskey River Soap Gettin Lit

Wait, what’s today?

Oh, hahaha. Like I care. What’re we doing for lunch? Because I just found this adorable little bottle of mezcal under my car seat. That, plus a can of La Croix, and we’re in business! The lunch business, I mean. I do have to get back by 3 for a video conference on “User Engagement Post-Snapchat.” Whatever that means. I’ll be sending snaps of my spiked can of Pamplemousse and low-key eye-rolling the whole time. It’ll be lit!

Umbrella DrinksScented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
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