Whiskey River Midlife Crisis Pencils

WHO SAYS EXISTENTIAL DREAD CAN’T BE FUN?

Congratulations, youve made it to middle age! All those years of being financially responsible means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year-long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, youve earned it, after all. At least thats what youre going to tell yourself on the way to surf camp.

Midlife CrisisPencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
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