Whiskey River Introverts Pencils

PEOPLE SUCK.

Thats why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But sometimes its a little hard to admit that in public. So weve carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations. Like happy hour. Your nieces school play. Office parties. Your wedding.

Introvert ExcusePencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
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